All the ladies present wanted to have a dance with Riggy G. He ended up dancing with several honourable daughters of Mumbi and finally busted the myth that sons of Mumbi can’t dance.
I am reliably informed that there are some ladies who don’t see eye to eye with their shady rural cousins. My village has enough young men who can be hired as fake cousins at short notice.
In the same spirit, this festive season, he should visit Kenyans and see how they are doing, with several new taxes he has introduced.
If you had purposed to build yourself a house this year and haven’t done so by now, console yourself in that Jesus was practically homeless, yet we celebrate him every year.
Ahead lies 365 days with no mistakes in them. There are so many opportunities to live to our full potential, to repair bonds with family and friends and to make time for ourselves.
No longer just another story, it held a weighty reality that I couldn’t fully grasp, as suicide has always confounded me.
My auntie, true to herself, prayed daily for me to be delivered from “the wilderness,” as she used to call it-until my tour of duty ended.
A lot of us have this feeling that we don’t need the boys in blue. Why? They do the worst where they are needed the most.
Old geezers who have seen it all were shocked by their sheer audacity.
The youngsters will say to hell with this corruption and the mamas will have to devise other ways of squeezing some mullah from the groom.
The origins of this trend are shrouded in mystery, much like the cowboy hats themselves. Some say it began with those World War Two fighters who went to fight for the British in Burma.
Despite her endless patience, the weight of the world seemed to settle on Dofora’s shoulders.
Back in the day, borrowing cassettes was like trading gossip—common and often regrettable.